10:45am Oct 2 2009
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You heard me it is... WAR! I thought of this thread when I was chatting and realized that there are a lot of weird things that never happen like someone choking on a rubber chicken and someone getting cancer from a confetti gun... So basically pick any weapon you want and just hit people with it. *Lays out everything in existence and nonexistence* So lets get started by picking any weapon.
I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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2:26pm Oct 2 2009
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-picks Tu-Tu lazer from the land of Willy Wonka- Erm, never had any training. -thwacks pas.serby with it- O_O
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3:32pm Oct 2 2009
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Hehe, you already know my weapon of choice. *Grabs confetti gun* I have a nice amount of ammo, the good kind, metallic confetti.
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3:35pm Oct 2 2009
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-hides behind llama- T_T Dun hurt me Kate, I'm much more of an imbecile than you are, so pity me because I'll go nowhere in life. XD
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3:43pm Oct 2 2009
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This is war, is it not? *Fires confetti at Reeses* Watch out for the stinging pain of my confetti hahaha!
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3:55pm Oct 2 2009
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NUUUUU. -falls on ground spazzing- -Silver Otachie pops out of nowhere- NO WORRIES, DEAR MOTHER! I SHALL SAVE YOU! Oh noes, my chubby Otachie training for a degree to become a therapist and doctor is trying to revive me. D: He doesn't know resurrection potions don't work on me. -yanks lazer and fries Kate's shoe- FLIPFLOPS ARE BETTER!
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5:23pm Oct 2 2009
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Oh my gosh! My sneakers have taken critical damage. No worries, no worries. 'Cause I have a rainbow confetti grenade! *Runs far away and throws confetti grenade.* Haha, you are no match for my shower of colorful confetti! *Grenade explodes and rainbow confetti goes everywhere.*
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5:31pm Oct 2 2009
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Eet burns. DX -Silver Otachie starts suggesting CPR- NO FOOL, CPR DOESN'T HELP BURNS! -sprays self with water to get confetti off- TAKE TUTU. -blasts ballerinas in frilly tutus at Kate-
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5:36pm Oct 2 2009
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Oh no! Ballerinas in tutus are my one weakness! Go away ballerinas. *Tosses black confetti at ballerinas* That be black confetti *nods* that stuff eats away at frilly tutus, and waffles but that wont help me here.
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8:01pm Oct 2 2009
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Yay people! DIE!>D *Jumps into ocean and come out riding a giant rubber chicken who started shooting out human sized rubber chickens at you two* My rubber chickens rule!
I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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9:32pm Oct 2 2009 (last edited on 9:32pm Oct 2 2009)
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I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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9:34pm Oct 2 2009
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You're asking for trouble now, aren't ya? *Shoots razor blade confetti at Choco* That's some darn sharp confetti.
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9:36pm Oct 2 2009
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You think Confetti will stop it? You aren't the wise! *Pulls out sharp stick and starts shooting scissors at the confetti* Scissors beats paper no matter how sharp!
I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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9:40pm Oct 2 2009
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You can hit me with rubber chickens, but you can't make fun of my intellect! Rarhh! *Shoots mixture of flaming confetti and cactus confetti.* Now that's good stuff. *Blows off top of gun*
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9:41pm Oct 2 2009
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-hides up in palm tree- The llama failed to conceal me from their sight, but no one will find me among these coconuts! >D
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9:42pm Oct 2 2009
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*Gets hit in head with flaming cactus confetti* You obviously know your cactus's, but do you know your PIE?!?!?! *Shoots pies from hands*
I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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9:44pm Oct 2 2009
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Got to go! *Throws pie shooter hands to Reeses and sinks back into water with rubber chicken sea monster thing* Bye!
I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
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9:45pm Oct 2 2009
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o_o Scary...weapon. -melts-
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9:56pm Oct 2 2009
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*Grabs invisible hand* Poke! Poke! Poke! Haha, you don't know who's poking you. XD Poke!
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10:01pm Oct 2 2009
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THE VOICES HAVE COME. -spazz- -blindly blasts Tu Tu laser and faints-
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