Thee war of thee IMBECILES!


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chocolatelab12

10:45am Oct 2 2009

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You heard me it is... WAR!

I thought of this thread when I was chatting and realized that there are a lot of weird things that never happen like someone choking on a rubber chicken and someone getting cancer from a confetti gun... So basically pick any weapon you want and just hit people with it. *Lays out everything in existence and nonexistence* So lets get started by picking any weapon.




I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
Reeses

2:26pm Oct 2 2009

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-picks Tu-Tu lazer from the land of Willy Wonka- Erm, never had any training. -thwacks pas.serby with it- O_O





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Fox

3:32pm Oct 2 2009

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Hehe, you already know my weapon of choice. *Grabs confetti gun*  I have a nice amount of ammo, the good kind, metallic confetti.



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Reeses

3:35pm Oct 2 2009

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-hides behind llama- T_T Dun hurt me Kate, I'm much more of an imbecile than you are, so pity me because I'll go nowhere in life. XD




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Fox

3:43pm Oct 2 2009

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This is war, is it not?  *Fires confetti at Reeses*  Watch out for the stinging pain of my confetti hahaha! 



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Reeses

3:55pm Oct 2 2009

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NUUUUU. -falls on ground spazzing-

-Silver Otachie pops out of nowhere- NO WORRIES, DEAR MOTHER!  I SHALL SAVE YOU!

Oh noes, my chubby Otachie training for a degree to become a therapist and doctor is trying to revive me.  D: He doesn't know resurrection potions don't work on me.  -yanks lazer and fries Kate's shoe-  FLIPFLOPS ARE BETTER!





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Fox

5:23pm Oct 2 2009

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Oh my gosh!  My sneakers have taken critical damage.  No worries, no worries.  'Cause I have a rainbow confetti grenade!  *Runs far away and throws confetti grenade.*  Haha, you are no match for my shower of colorful confetti!  *Grenade explodes and rainbow confetti goes everywhere.*



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Reeses

5:31pm Oct 2 2009

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Eet burns. DX -Silver Otachie starts suggesting CPR- NO FOOL, CPR DOESN'T HELP BURNS!  -sprays self with water to get confetti off- TAKE TUTU.  -blasts ballerinas in frilly tutus at Kate-




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Fox

5:36pm Oct 2 2009

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Oh no!  Ballerinas in tutus are my one weakness!  Go away ballerinas.  *Tosses black confetti at ballerinas*  That be black confetti *nods* that stuff eats away at frilly tutus, and waffles but that wont help me here.



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chocolatelab12

8:01pm Oct 2 2009

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Yay people! DIE!>D *Jumps into ocean and come out riding a giant rubber chicken who started shooting out human sized rubber chickens at you two* My rubber chickens rule!



I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
chocolatelab12

9:32pm Oct 2 2009 (last edited on 9:32pm Oct 2 2009)

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((Bump of death?))




I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
Fox

9:34pm Oct 2 2009

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You're asking for trouble now, aren't ya?  *Shoots razor blade confetti at Choco*  That's some darn sharp confetti.




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chocolatelab12

9:36pm Oct 2 2009

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You think Confetti will stop it? You aren't the wise! *Pulls out sharp stick and starts shooting scissors at the confetti* Scissors beats paper no matter how sharp!



I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
Fox

9:40pm Oct 2 2009

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You can hit me with rubber chickens, but you can't make fun of my intellect!  Rarhh!  *Shoots mixture of flaming confetti and cactus confetti.*  Now that's good stuff. *Blows off top of gun*



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Reeses

9:41pm Oct 2 2009

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-hides up in palm tree- The llama failed to conceal me from their sight, but no one will find me among these coconuts! >D




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chocolatelab12

9:42pm Oct 2 2009

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*Gets hit in head with flaming cactus confetti* You obviously know your cactus's, but do you know your PIE?!?!?! *Shoots pies from hands*



I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
chocolatelab12

9:44pm Oct 2 2009

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Got to go! *Throws pie shooter hands to Reeses and sinks back into water with rubber chicken sea monster thing* Bye!



I've made up a new candy! CHOCOBARS! There's a weirdo in every bite! Also with or without but usually with Nuts. Currently:Offline D: I'M BACK!!!!!
Reeses

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o_o Scary...weapon. -melts-




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milomouse

9:56pm Oct 2 2009

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*Grabs invisible hand* Poke! Poke! Poke! Haha, you don't know who's poking you. XD Poke!



Reeses

10:01pm Oct 2 2009

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THE VOICES HAVE COME. -spazz-

-blindly blasts Tu Tu laser and faints-





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