7:31pm Jun 2 2013 (last edited on 10:45am Jun 3 2013)
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I've got 14:
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!!THEY'RE BACK!!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!!!!!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The red coats are coming!!! The red coats are coming!!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8 i love candy
Grab a bunch of baskets and a 2 people per basket. one person goes in the basket and the other pushes. run through the isles against each other like its a race.
dress like a football player and when the anouncer comes on, go into a full on tackle with a football in hand and throw it down and yell TOUCHDOWN
Have a rap battle in the middle of an aisle. Make sure you're really loud.
Have a breakdancing party. Bring a radio/iPod and blast crappy music.
Walk in wearing a space suit.
Walk around carefully placing fruits on stuff. Make sure you look frantic while doing it, and whenever someone gets close, yell "BANANA DEFENSE SQUAD SEVEN-OH-TWO!" really loudly in there face.
Try and claim the produce section for Sweden. Works best if you're blonde ;)
Have a food fight.
Dress like Superman and try to arrest people.
Race shopping carts. Make sure to decorate them!
Dress like you work there, and tap shelves/support beams while saying, "I hope Elmer's can hold this up..."
Walk backwards the whole time.
Have a 7-legged-race with your friends.
Dress like a cyborg and try to kidnap people.
Find the cashier with a microphone, grab it and yell, "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?" into it. Proceed to do the rest of the song for as long as you can.
Say you have a missing child named Sullivan Buttock McPoopy-head.
Shove a whole, raw potato in your mouth and hold it there while walking around the store.
Buy diapers, hand them to someone and yell, "THERE YA GO, BUDDY. HOPE THE RASH CLEARS UP!"
Buy lemonade. In the washroom stalls, go into a stall with someone occupying the next one. Open the bottle of lemonade and pour it all over the floor of that person's stall. Enjoy their reaction~ ^^
Buying all sorts of Kayokis! Contact me if you are selling an albino Skaldyr (for Kir).
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