Hello, people of the forums. I have an INCREDIBLY CHEAP EGG-HUNTING SERVICE for you. Yes, you. You there! *points at you* CHEAP EGG HUNTING! Got it?

So, I am offering egg hunting. I know lots of people have this, but you know what makes this one best?
FOR EVERY EGG, I ONLY ASK FOR...
*drumroll*
50% OF THE LOWEST MARKET PRICE!!!

That means if you want an egg that costs 30,000 tu, you only have to pay 15,000 tu! Yay, profit for you! And guess what else I have...?

•DISCOUNTS!•

One egg: No discount here. Really, dude? You actually thought there would be one?
Five eggs: 500 tu off!
Ten eggs: 2,500 tu off!
Fifteen eggs: 4,000 tu off!
Twenty eggs: 4,321 tu off ('cuz that's a cool number)
Twenty-five eggs: 5,200 tu off!
Thirty eggs: 6,000 tu off!
Thirty-five eggs: 7,000 tu off!
Forty eggs: 10,000 tu off!!!
Forty-five eggs: 12,000 tu off!!!
Fifty eggs: (Geez, how many eggs do you want O.o) 15,000 tu off!!!!!!
No more than fifty eggs a day per person. Leave some for the rest of us ;n;

!!RULES!!

-No more than TEN seasonal eggs during Easter, Christmas etc. Everybody wants some and they are rare. I will let you all know when I start my hunt so that's the time to order seasonals!

-Don't ask for CS eggs or out-of-season seasonals. You just won't get any.

-No ordering a 1,000,000 tu egg, putting it on market for 50 tu and trying to pay me 25 for it. I'm not stupid, I know the real price of eggs.

-No multi-accounting for more eggs. You will get banned. Don't even try.

That about raps up our fantastical journey through egg-hunting-rule-topia. Oh yeah, one last thing... put "woof" somewhere in your post so I know you read the rules. No n00bs allowed!

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