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Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014 (last edited on 5:50pm Nov 1 2014)

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4. Services 
5. What I'm Buying

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You're traipsing along the worn paths of the market, pausing every once and a while to peruse some shiny gadget or noise-making trinket, when an... odd looking hut catches your eye. Along it's top hangs a hastily hand-written sign naming the place as 'Saney's Hut of Havoc', and there are odd sounds coming from the slightly-ajar door. Your curiosity wins you over and you open the creaky panel, stepping over the threshold. Inside, it's near-freezing, and there are piles of junk strewn everywhere, tripping up rambunctious little creatures as they play and tug at the price tags clipped to their ears. 

You approach the counter cautiously, but there's... no one behind it. You turn to look about the store, and when you turn back around, you nearly jump out of your skin! All of a sudden, the shop keeper, you assume her name is Saney, is leaned against the counter with a bright smile. 


"Welcome! What can I do for ya, hun?" She quickly explains the rules and where to find everything, and sends you on your way.

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Rules are as follows: do not whine, beg, or threaten me to buy or sell you something. I reserve the right to refuse any purchase or sale. I do not accept pets or non-CS items as partial payment. Other than that, enjoy!




"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014 (last edited on 9:05am Nov 11 2014)

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2. Items YOU ARE HERE
3. Creatu
4. Services 
5. What I'm Buying

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You go to scan her shelves and displays for items, and notice she mostly sells old things that, while in superb condition, look better suited for collectors. 
 
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^^^ link to merchant shop


SPECIAL COLLECTORS OFFER:
All four Rmail tokens for 300,000,000
Price for all four separate: 400,000,000
WHEN BOUGHT TOGETHER YOU SAVE: 100,000,000 


I've decided to mostly delete this area, and the creatu area, since most of the stock changes SO frequently. Instead I will put links and information.








"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014 (last edited on 9:06am Nov 11 2014)

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4. Services 
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Your eyes stray from the shelved items, to the assortment of creatures scurrying around the hut. Some sport collars spelling out their names.
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(click there to go to the showroom itself)

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"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014 (last edited on 3:47pm Nov 3 2014)

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You also notice a board beside the register with the word 'SERVICES' scrawled over the top hastily. There's a list under it with prices to the side and at the very bottom is a folder full of examples of such services. 

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Pet Page Profile Coding
I code pet pages, and I /might/ dabble in profiles, but I've never done those before so IF you do order a profile, don't expect to to be good. These are pay what you like, it could be 1 TU or 1 Billion TU. 
EXAMPLES:
and this one, which isn't finished yet

These are all very minimalist, but that's how I personally wanted to code them. Your order will be tailored to your style and how you want it done. 

FORM:
Username: 
Theme:
Background: (if you already have an image you'd like used in the background, link it here. you MUST have permission to use any images linked. if you dont have a background image, I will make you one. )

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Writing Commissions
I dabble in creative writing, have been for upwards of eleven years as a hobby, so if you need anything done from a character's backstory or appearance to short stories to fanfics I can do it. This is also pay what you want. 
EXAMPLES: 
(this one contains gore and blood) tle="" target="">java:nicTemp();
(mentions blood, vomit, and death) tle="" target="">java:nicTemp();

FORM:
Username: 
Fandom: (if applicable. fanfics. such as homestuck, night vale, ect. I'm better at homestuck than anything else but i will attempt everything)
Pairing: (if applicable. such as johndave, mavin, ect)
Theme: (if applicable. fluff, sad, ect. i will refuse any requests for mature content)
Other: (anything else you can think of)

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More will be added as I think of them.





"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014 (last edited on 9:06am Nov 11 2014)

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ADVERTISING FOR SB:
[url=http://tinyurl.com/kjsbmmx] SELLING tons of items and creatu at [i]insanely[/i] low prices. Also offering coding and writing commissions, and buying some junk too.

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I'm looking to buy:

Ebilia and uilus of colors I do not have.
Natural Colored Jelly Beans(paying 7mill per)
Hatches (paying 100k per)
Art




"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Insane

5:49pm Nov 1 2014

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res just in case 



"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
Mortal

8:33pm Nov 3 2014

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Take 18m for the three blondes? Ouo





Insane

10:44pm Nov 3 2014

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Sure!



"An Insane is a small creature that zips from person to person at hyper speed, stealing wallets and hearts in equal measure..." -Dmann
iheartjimmypop

11:28pm Nov 3 2014

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I want to commission a profile or 2......  I will Pay You handsomely.  I will also purchase several of Your pets if in fact They are still available for purchase and I would really appreciate it if You  would send Me an Rmail if You are interested in perusing this sale as I am currently multitasking and that would be the easiest way for Me not to lose track of Our conversation :D
Cheers,
-iheart



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Purgatory

9:07am Nov 5 2014

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Username: ShadowxxMistress
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Background: I don't have a specific image. Well maybe.. I really like the image I have on my profile, so something like that?
Note: I would like your permission to use this code for more than one creatu if at all possible and I would like it in the style of the second example you have given :D




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Silverstar101

4:23pm Nov 5 2014

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I have a sepia Uilus named Oeillade that I'm selling for 1.5 mil ^^



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Insane

11:10pm Nov 5 2014

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@iheartjimmypop
Rmailed!

@ShadowxxMistress
will get to work ASAP

@Silverstar101
Do you think you could do 1mill?



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Ganymede

7:09am Nov 6 2014

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Would you take 10m for Compute?



Insane

7:21am Nov 6 2014 (last edited on 7:22am Nov 6 2014)

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@Ganymede
sure! i'll send it over



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Drow

8:38am Nov 6 2014

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I have a dead and unnamed silver and frosted Ginger Uius I can sell you. 13m or a RMP(which is cheaper in shops.;u) each?:3



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