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Honeybee

9:35pm Dec 20 2012 (last edited on 4:18pm Dec 22 2012)

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HANDWRITING  ANALYSIS

So, as you may or may not know, I'm a hobbyist handwriting analyst. And since I'm a bit low on tu, I figured I'd do a shop for this.
Handwriting analysis, otherwise known as graphology, is a form of psychology. It's best explained as this:

Handwriting  is  controlled  by  the  brain,  not  the  hand.  When  you  break  your  writing  hand,  you  can  become  just  as  good  with  the  other.  When  someone  has  a  stroke  or  another  brain-damaging  event,  their  handwriting  is  generally  ruined. 
 This  is  why  it's  a  psychology:  
your  brain  sends  signals  to  your  hand  to  write  how  you  do.  It  implants  your  thoughts,  emotions,  past,  and  inner  thoughts  without  you  realizing  it.

Keep in mind that I'm not an expert: I only get stuff right about 8-9 times out of 10. But generally, I tend to be very accurate. Psychology doesn't lie, but human error does.


RULES

This is simple--there are two different prices.
If you take a PHOTOGRAPH of your handwriting, you need to pay 175k.
If you SCAN your handwriting (with a scanner) you pay 100k.

Make sure it is LEGIBLE. 
WRITE  IN  CURSIVE  WRITE  IN  CURSIVE  WRITE  IN  CURSIVE  WRITE  IN  CURSIVE  
I will not be able to analyze your handwriting if it is not in cursive.
IT  DOES  NOT  MATTER
 if you do not write in cursive naturally. Your brain still controls your hand: Nothing changes.
Upload the photo or scan image onto a photo upload site--http://imgur.com works wonders. If it is a long url, use http://tinyurl.com
I will Rmail you the analysis if you are uncomfortable with it being in the open.
If you want to include your signature, put "I am (your signature) (real name, please, I can't do usernames :P)


WHAT  TO  DO

Write out something. A poem, song lyrics, your essay, biology notes, an excerpt from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban...
If you are lazy, write out:
The  quick  brown  fox  jumps  over  the  lazy  dog.

Thank you.




my name's russ and i only care about uldavi and cute men
Honeybee

9:36pm Dec 20 2012 (last edited on 9:37pm Dec 20 2012)

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Shoutbox:
ATTENTION:Handwriting analysis commissions: [url=http://www.rescreatu.com/forum/cat/market/art/-16/]



my name's russ and i only care about uldavi and cute men
charmens

9:42pm Dec 20 2012

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this is pretty awesome ^^ mind if i try? i will scan it for you and send it early tomorrow :D 
though i should ask, does the paper type create different outcomes? as i am much sloppier without lines, if i write on collage ruled i write almost too small. is there a specific type of paper for us to use?



Phos

9:51pm Dec 20 2012

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I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS.
YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE. B)






Honeybee

9:59pm Dec 20 2012

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I do not suggest any specific type of paper, although blank paper gives me a few more characteristics, so it'd be nice. But really, any paper works.



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Moltres

10:17pm Dec 20 2012

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This sounds really interesting. I might do this o; *goes to find something interesting to write*



UniqueSoul

10:31pm Dec 20 2012

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This seems very interesting. I will most likely have something up by tonight or tomorrow morning, seeing how nice my scanner is to me >.>




mandolady

10:45pm Dec 20 2012

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so cool  if only my scanner worked  so when i get camera chaged i'll take pictures etc..  :-)  be back sooner or later  :-)



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UniqueSoul

11:14pm Dec 20 2012

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Er, tle="" target="_blank">Here. I hope I did it right. 
This was a poem I wrote a few months.
Now do you want me to send the tu now, or later?




Honeybee

6:28pm Dec 21 2012

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up.



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Canada

9:09pm Dec 21 2012

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will this still be open in the new year? :>
my scanner is at home D:



Honeybee

3:45pm Dec 22 2012

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Up.



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Shadly

3:47pm Dec 22 2012

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I'll rmail you a picture, send 200k (consider it a tip) and can you rmail me the analysis? So interested, rmailing now



Imaginary

6:19pm Dec 22 2012

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Fun fun.
http://imgur.com/B2doK



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