No form is needed, though I would like for you all to at least.. TELL me what you want XD
No huge references are needed, unless you want me to do everything to a T. Otherwise, I'll be free-styling most of the stuff.

Examples: 

I honestly really don't have anything recent. Robert and that Test of a giraffe are all I've done so far. Will be adding more.

Seasonal eggs/pets for art:

Same concept as above, but will be slightly better quality, and I will be taking solely seasonal eggs and seasonal pets.
The egg type will change as the months go by.
Currently I am accepting...

Ebilia and Jaaku eggs.
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Derp adoptables:

50k per Turdbear, 100k per Derpacorn.
If you want to add anything fancy and special to any of them, it's another 20k or so tacked on. C:

I will be taking adoption orders and stuff for my infamous DERPACORNS and TURDBEARS.
Name and concept is solely my property. Not the derp part, but I will be infuriated if someone starts making something crazily similar. 

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Your derpacorns will be identical to this, lineart wise, and a totally different color/design. 

They're custom you see.

Turdbears are a new thing I've decided to draw, and I'll be posting an example as soon as possible.
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For these, I have a few requirements: 

~ You MUST give me a name for me to name it. You don't need to use this, but I really want to name it something on my dA account. Give me anything, and I will stick a 'corn' or a 'bear' at the end. 
~ You MUST be specific about what you want on the Turdbears or Derpacorns. MUSTMUSTMUST. If you just tell me, "use purple" I swear, I will intentionally make your derpacorn or turdbear the ugliest shade of purple in the world. Please be specific. No color codes for html is required, but I want a general idea where it should be placed, what shade it should be, etc. etc. I take pride in my adoptables.
~ You MUST not ink out or crop out my signature. It's illegible anyways. But if anyone asks you who drew it, I'd really like you to tell others about my shop. You don't need to go around loudly proclaiming my name, but if they ask... be honest guys. 

Guessing Games:

This is a relatively new installment. Here's a chance for YOU to win free art! with your purchase of some art of course 8D 
YEEEEEY.
Every day, I'm going to be posting a small questionare, and the first person to CORRECTLY guess it in their art purchase post will win a small, free piece of art. Of course, you can pick what you want. 
No editing posts guys, I'm not stupid, I screenshot every post I see on every page. 
Call me paranoid.