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Shinigami

2:29pm Mar 18 2014

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clean slate man

gonna make this pretty and add more poop about payment and whatnot 



Shinigami

2:32pm Mar 18 2014 (last edited on 2:45pm Mar 18 2014)

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Yo, sup. I'm Quar and I run this shindig. 
Eventually I'll fix up the header and draw something nice to go in here; for now, I'm lazy. And now I'll cut the formalities and cut to the point.  

You've probably guessed this is an art shop. You've probably guessed that I draw art. You've probably guessed that for the right price, I will draw you art. It couldn't be simpler


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Shinigami

2:32pm Mar 18 2014 (last edited on 10:47pm Mar 26 2014)

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Now at this point I bet you're wondering imageimageimageimage imageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage imageimage image imageimageimageimageimage imageimage imageimage imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

at the Potato Pocket for Obese and Immobile Parasite Institution we offer a variety of art types such as 
 





Full ink 
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and
 



Good news! The sticker won't entirely imageimageimageimageimage imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimageimage but the full inks can get a little pricy so make sure you imageimageimageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimageimage. If I like you or if you are one of my Res babes you might get a special discount, otherwise you'll just have to imageimageimageimage imageimageimage image imageimageimage imageimageimage imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage because that is how imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimage also, those cute little buttons under each of these are actually imageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage so be sure to click them if you want to see imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage

 



Shinigami

2:33pm Mar 18 2014 (last edited on 2:51pm Mar 18 2014)

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If you're interested in having some hand-drawn Quar art that has been inked with love and orphaned children just fill out the forum below, but keep in mind

✧ I will do these as I please in a random order
✧ I have the right to refuse any order I am given; which means do not get butthurt if I don't feel like drawing Optimus Prime and Megatron fighting in a grocery store
✧ Some days I feel like drawing; some days I want to light myself on fire and run screaming into oncoming traffic
✧ Due to past flaking on commissions, I am going to ask that you pay me before I start your order 
✧ Things can and might come up. If for any reason I have to cancel orders or shut down all tu will be refunded and all will be guaranteed a free slot when commissions reopen 
✧ Commissions are pay-what-it's-worth, but don't jip me me out of my money if you've ordered a complex thing and I spent hours on it
✧ I'm a horror nerd and homicide affectionado. I'm seen them all -- Saw, Hostel, The Collection, August Undergrounds Mordum, Cannibal Holocaust -- if you ask for gore, you will get gore
Little happy reminder: I am an artist. Art is how I pay my bills; art is how I keep a roof over my head. I will get to your commission when I have the time. Do not pester me or I will refund your tu and cancel your order 

✧・゚: *✧・゚:* (◕‿◕✿)/ *:・゚✧*:・゚✧
Remember kids: a happy zombie is a good, productive zombie.




Shinigami

2:34pm Mar 18 2014 (last edited on 10:37pm Jun 22 2014)

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Name:
Reference or deion:
Ink Sketch/Full ink/:
Full body/Wasit up/Bust/Headshot/Tag/"Sticker" (stickers always colored unless otherwise stated)
Color: Y/N
 Theme [if ordering a tag]:
Personality [helps with posing]:
Payment:

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1: TVirusRose - redux full ink
2: Souda- ?
3: Inkou - ?
4: Tigerfrost - 5 x creatu inks
5: 
6: 


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Six slots only image

1: Tiberius - ?
2: 
3:

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1: Reqreq

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Zoeshadowtamer 




Shinigami

2:34pm Mar 18 2014 (last edited on 10:49am Mar 19 2014)

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Do you want nice things but can't afford to fund them? Do you have the same issue as me where you have to buy everything that's appealing to you even when you know it's useless? 


Don't worry! 

Here at PFP we've got your covered and offer various methods of alternate payment including:

image ebilia eggs and creatu
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image credit shop creatu/eggs (Jahra, Aerix, Shaefu, Drachid, Saruka, Wyrae) 
image retired credit shop creatu/eggs 
image cash points
image items from my ebay or amazon 

see, there's plenty of alternatives

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Wait! Hold the phone! 

At Happy Kawaii Pinup Party Botulism Pizza Parasite Fun Time not only are we dyslexic to which way the color spectrum goes but we also now offer imageimageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimagewhere you can bribe Quar with nice things like your house or a vial containing your last breath to get yourself a swanky imageimageimageimage image
imageimageimageimage illustration with a imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage imageimageimage imageimageimageimage-imageimageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimageimage and with a little bit of time and your approval Quar can even mail that framed and finished puppy imageimage imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage along with a thank you letter from a blue-haired imageimageimage imageimageimage imageimageimage'image imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimage along with some homemade treats and candy to thank you for ordering. Why? imageimageimageimageimageimageimage image imageimageimageimage imageimage. Maybe if you get lucky enough, I'll come to your house and for three seconds imageimageimage imageimage
 imageimageimage imageimage imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimageimageimage. So what the hello kitty are you imageimageimageimageimageimageimage imageimageimage.


If for whatever reason you are dissatisfied with your order or have any further issues don't be afraid to let me know! A simple Rmail will do, or you can message me on my Skype or email me at aidenellwrestledabearonce@[gmail].com. I will not actually sit on your chairs

thank you for stopping by <3
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Sagitaurus

2:37pm Mar 18 2014

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Who's booty are you shaking?  Yours or the one you want to own? U8



yummycakez36

2:39pm Mar 18 2014

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um ok creeps



NEED BLONDE PAOR!!!!!!!!

Requiem

8:26am Mar 19 2014 (last edited on 8:27am Mar 19 2014)

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Name: Seling
Reference or deion:

She lives in the Dungeons and Dragons world, follows the
school of necromancy, but in terms of class she is technically a "wizard. "
That means she's kind of a book worm, very intelligent and clever. Her age
is  early twenties, about 23-24 range, and she stands 5'9,''
weighing around 130lbs. She isn't particularly muscular and buff since she
isn’t any kind of melee fighter, but as she has spent months and years walking
over many miles, she should be in decent shape. She has long, straight, dark
brown hair and green eyes, Caucasian skin. She isn't particularly curvy,
but she is very beautiful nonetheless. Her more feminine attributes are
somewhat highlighted (nice way of saying breasts; somewhat hourglassy, but the
shape is enhanced because of her outfit), and she has a very pretty face. 

Full lips but not looking like she’s had limp plumping surgery, and eyes just
slightly almond-shaped to give her a somewhat exotic look (despite being
human). Oval-shaped head; not super boxy or round, but also not long and sharp
and manly.


Clothing:
All of her clothes fall into a black / dark gray / dark
purple color palate. She wears a laced corset, a belt, two
rings, and an amulet. Be creative~ She also has bottoms that are somewhat
tightly fitting to her body (think kind of like leggings), and tall
lace-up boots to go over them.
All of these items are enchanted, so as I said before, be creative. They
can have symbols/runes, glow, whatever you want. Or they don't necessarily have
to be glowy or whatever, they can just exist. On her head is an old, ratty
witch's hat (similar to the Sorting Hat from HP). The hat is intelligent
and a bit grouchy besides. Its colors are worn and
faded and weathered. In addition, she has a Broom of Flying, also in the
same color palate. She carries a Rod of Raise Dead,  which is about 3
feet long and is mounted with the skull of a cat. She also wears laced
gloves, and long hooded robes decorated with runes. 

That being said, since she a sexy lady she likes to keep the robes open to show
off her front. They’re generally clasped at the collar bone and drape back. Oh,
and she does maintain just a light air of Lolita, so lace and bows would be
loved (of course not too excessive, but maybe something around her neck or on
her gloves or corset or something)



Inspiration for clothing: (does not have to follow these
exactly, just something to put you in the right mindset)
 



http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzEwWDIxNA==/$(KGrHqNHJE4FBknJQ7bMBQiEVRGn(!~~60_35.JPG



http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080818045138/granadoespada/images/b/b6/3D-Wizard_Female.jpg



http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff132/conversehacz/4.jpg



http://www.pyramidcollection.com/itemdy08.aspx?T1=P97583%20SMD





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 Her
familiar is a medium sized cat with long fur. It is a gray 

tortoiseshell, with splotches of cream and orangey-tones strewn 

throughout her coat. The bridge of her nose is light cream. 

Ink Sketch/Full ink/:  Full Ink
Full body/Wasit up/Bust/Headshot/Tag/"Sticker": Fullbody
Color: Yes
 Theme : n/a
Personality: As mentioned before, very intelligent and clever. Loves books and learning about...well, everything. She of course has a dark side to her; it's hard not to when your preferred magic has to do with raising and commanding the dead. Think similar to Raven from Teen Titans; quiet, dark, but certainly not evil. And she cares very deeply for her familiar and other party members. She perhaps falls in love too easily, which is a major flaw of hers, but it does show that she has a great capacity for love and affection...even if she doesn't always show it. When it comes to battles, she prefers to fight smarter, not harder. And when a little bit of magic  or her quick wit is all it takes to solve a problem, she does allow herself to get a little smug and proud over it. 
Payment: Give me something beautiful, I give you 50mil? c:



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Shinigami

9:47am Mar 19 2014

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image Yes I would love to draw this sexy wimmen
anything for u reqbb 

also do you mind if I give it a little bit of my dark spin? per say, having her familiar and then having an undead cat somewhere off in the background? c:




Requiem

4:48pm Mar 19 2014

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That'd be awesome.
Put all the undead zombies and skeletons or what ever creepy dark things you want <3



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Shinigami

10:12pm Mar 26 2014

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yeeeee 

also I think it's time to imageimageimageimage imageimageimageimage imageimage



Shinigami

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Shinigami

6:21pm Apr 9 2014 (last edited on 1:45am Apr 10 2014)

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yo guys



 stay tuned for our tumblr page full of updates on projects, cosplays, and commissions

<3




Shinigami

8:10pm Jun 22 2014

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but we will be opening soon  


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See you kiddies sometime in August!!






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