... I have never seen such fantastic works of art.
These, my good sir, are masterpieces. Nay, more than masterpieces. I have been moved to tears by your brilliant artistic vision. By the very sight of your exquisite linework - your genius in color and composition.
These could not possibly be the work of a mortal.
If.. if you'll excuse me, sir. *sniffle*
Which animal: If I may, the Derp please, good sir. That fine Derp, right there. *points*
Colors: Oh wonderful sir, might I suggest using these colors? Here is a better view of the tail there, if you would be all right with my showing of it to you, sir. My sincerest apologies for the spelling. I am unaware of what came over me. I haven't the slightest clue.
Other: Oh, my dearest, magnificent sir, could you possibly grant this darling Derp a long tail as well, and if I may be so bold in suggesting it, a small fungus atop his beautiful, masterfully-rendered head?
My most deeply heartfelt thanks go to you for your consideration, kind sir. Even the very thought of your undoubtedly all-knowing eyes.. on my most modest of words...
*sob*
(Also, nice tu can. o: )