I'll trade everything in my ranch and gallery just for one with a decent name. I'll stalk the shops and hatch for you. Some highlights:

Items:

Ebilia Whistle

Ardur Engine

LOTS of Flowers

Christmas Cactus

Freaky Orange Squishy

Pets:

Silver Chimby

Blonde Ahea

Silver Vogar

Orchid Ardur

Lemon Ardur

Azure Ardur

Names:

Udy

Retailer

MenInBlack

Daxtar

I'll also be your zap slave forever! D: I really want this color to finish my collection!