Attack of the Earthquack
There lies a legend, somewhere… that no one quite know about. It was said to come around every once in awhile, but it seems to have only left small impacts as of late. I am of course talking about Earthquacks. Earthquacks are mischevious, evil duck creatures who make the earth tremble beneath their feet. Earthquacks also initiate this crumbling of the ground by sounding it’s mating call of “QUAAAAACK” and waving it’s wings rapidly from side to side. Only once has someone died from the mating call Earthquack, but it was when the person mistakingly tried to replicate the mating call and wanted to make love. He was declared dead right on the scene. In contrast, around over 9000 people died from the more terrifying and common Earthquacks. As you might already guess, Earthquacks are just giant ducks made for the sake of a cheap pun.