Darkwing
imade owned by Disney
- I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares
- I am the chill that runs up your spine
- I am the headache in the criminal mind
- I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul
- I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
- I am the surprise in your cereal box
- I am ... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke
- I am the batteries that are not included
- I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am
- I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out
- I am the onion that stings in your eye
- I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show
- I am the hairball that clogs your drains
- I am the low ratings that cancel your program
- I am the auditor that wants to look at your books
- I am the slug that slimes your begonias
- I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair
- I am the itch you cannot reach
- I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters
- I am the jailer who throws away the key
- I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks
- I am the single career man all women want to date
- I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swing set
- I'm a little tea cup with the teeny, weenie hole in the handle that you can never quite get your finger in
- I am the pin that will burst your bubble
- I am the combination lock on the vaults of justice
- I am the itch in your trigger finger - LP
- I am the current of vengeance gurgling through your sewer
- I am the cloud that rains on your Hit Parade
- I am the bubblegum that clings to your shoe
- I am the clipper that trims your hedges
- I am the switch that derails your train
- I am the little mouse that eats your cheese
- I am the spider who nips at your neck
- I am the squashed bug on your flying saucer windshield
- I am the hair in the lens of your projector
- I am the flea you cannot flick
- I am the stain that can't be rubbed out
- I am the rhinestones on the jumpsuit of justice
- I am the butter that burns in your pan
- I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run out
- I am the pustulant blister that bursts in your boot
- I am the paper cut that ruins your morning
- I am the metal key on the sardine can of justice
- I am the grade curve that gives you an 'F'!
- I am the smallest, weakest thing in the whole place and I am also out of here!
- I am the neurosis that requires a five-hundred-dollar-an-hour shrink!
- I am the icky bug that crawls up your trouser leg
- I am the in-grown toenail on the foot of crime
- I am the zit that forms when you have a really big date
- I am the pitbull that bites the ankle of crime.
- I am the muddy shoes that track the linoleum of crime
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I am the terror that flaps in the night ...