Give me an apple pie

Short summary:
I am a average human being that has a mind of his own will. Trying to follow my thoughts is suicide. It is like a chaotic playground there. I do shock people sometimes with my attitude and beliefs, but I rather have them to know the person beneath the clothes, despite people's remarks. I am overall friendly to my fellow man.

Turn-offs :0
Spiders
Complaining the whole time
Hot weather