If life isn't just a joke, then why are we laughing?
Thank you to Spook (my Tigger) for making my profile.
If you need to contact me, get in touch with me on DA -- BirdLittle. From there I can give you other contact info if it's easier.
I s'pose you, with your disturbing need to read the profiles of others and find out secret little tidbits of information that you may torture and taunt them with for the rest of eternity, probably want to hear a little about me. Fine.
I like roleplaying games, which you've probably guessed. No, I don't mean those dirty things going through your head, I mean writing stories with others.
My dream on Rescreatu is an albino Ivik named Junk, and quite a few... Secret goals besides.
My favourite creatu has always been the Ivik, since before the scanning and since the first day I joined res and found the creatu list.
I'm quite a slow idiot a lot of the time.
My friends, in order to socialise with me, are probably mentally challenged also.
I have been called a pyromaniac by every member of my family and a lot of my RL friends.
Det was walking down the street, when she happened to chance upon seeing a beautiful bird, high up in the sky. Amazed with the fact that she was walking, she decided to see if it were possible that she could fly, so that she may touch the bird. And eat it. And play with it. Several minutes later, after several bruises and scrapes, she decided she was most definitely going to eat it when she got her hands on the little blighter. She called over Loki, who was busy trying to catch ants to put into Det's shoes. Loki agreed to help her catch it, and together they made a net, Det glancing suspiciously at Loki every few moments. Jaryk, meanwhile, was horrified that Det called the bird a blighter. When they threw the net over the bird, the blue crested walabee fell from the sky, only to land on Loki's head, knocking him unconcious. Det laughed and picked up the bird, putting grass down Loki's shoes, and placing a jar with a spider on it next to his head. Loki woke up several hours later, and his screams could be heard for some distance. Det, meanwhile, had plucked the bird while it was still alive, and the now naked bird sat shivering in the cold. In fact, it was glad to be put into the pot of hot water. Loki eventually showed up, albeit raging, and smacked Det over the head. This knocked Det unconscious. Loki decided he liked the bird, and didn't want it to be eaten by the bird, so shoved rocks down Det's pants, tied her hair to a tree, and placed a bucket of ants, ready to be tipped over, at her head. Loki also expressed his love for the divine creator. /shotdead/ Loki was quite happily making a little coat for the bird, when Det showed up, her face swollen with ant bites. She expressed her hatred for Loki, as a falling joke clip hit him on the head. After realizing with some surprise that her rival was now unconscious once more, Det picked up the- still shivering- bird and decided she would just eat it raw if she couldn't cook it. After attempting to nibble its foot, only to realize it had a very sharp beak, she decided she would cook it, after all. And maybe cook Loki, too. So, in the boiling pot it went again, and was almost ready when, once more, Loki woke up. He was rather dazed, and suffering from a minor concussion. Still, he had to save the little birdie, who he had bonded with. He rugby tackled Det, who rolled down the hill she was conveniently placed upon, and hit her head on a rock. Loki kept going with her, and also hit his head on a rock. With both of them unconscious, the bird's mother was free to rescue her poor offspring. When they both finally awoke, sore and bruised, they decided to create a mutual truce- for the time being. So, off they went home, to nurse their wounds and prepare for future battles. Hopefully not involving native wildlife.
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I miss you. <3
SCREECHES WHAT WAS XAIJE FOR ; O ; they're so pretty!!
I love you.
You smell.
I miss you. ;-;